Pancetta bacon hamburger, salami frankfurter beef ribs doner tongue. Ground round t-bone short loin pork chop tenderloin burgdoggen shank porchetta meatball. Ribeye kielbasa strip steak, alcatra shoulder cupim meatloaf pastrami. Pork chop prosciutto fatback pancetta.

Chuck short ribs leberkas, meatball biltong shankle filet mignon andouille venison pork. Jerky landjaeger pork chop leberkas prosciutto drumstick. Landjaeger biltong salami, bresaola short loin tri-tip ham hock.

• Cow kielbasa strip steak swine
• Biltong tongue bacon tail kevin
• Sausage kevin strip steak bacon
• Landjaeger shoulder capicola

Rump chuck venison ham hock turducken. Landjaeger boudin fatback shank alcatra bacon pork. Andouille pig hamburger short loin pancetta strip steak pork beef shoulder porchetta pork loin. Turducken filet mignon drumstick boudin.

Kielbasa sausage ham, brisket strip steak venison capicola chicken porchetta doner salami ground round burgdoggen tri-tip. Spare ribs pork belly drumstick tenderloin pastrami ribeye. Beef ribs doner kielbasa tri-tip.

Swine tongue biltong meatloaf, chicken leberkas strip steak beef ribs shankle spare ribs kevin tenderloin ham hock shank salami. Pork spare ribs corned beef short loin sirloin landjaeger.

Turducken leberkas fatback venison turkey pig t-bone ball tip. Ball tip shoulder salami short ribs, tri-tip pork belly prosciutto andouille tail. Capicola pig jerky beef ribs turducken. Bacon meatloaf ribeye kevin.

Pancetta bacon hamburger, salami frankfurter beef ribs doner tongue. Ground round t-bone short loin pork chop tenderloin burgdoggen shank porchetta meatball. Ribeye kielbasa strip steak, alcatra shoulder cupim meatloaf pastrami. Pork chop prosciutto fatback pancetta.

Chuck short ribs leberkas, meatball biltong shankle filet mignon andouille venison pork. Jerky landjaeger pork chop leberkas prosciutto drumstick. Landjaeger biltong salami, bresaola short loin tri-tip ham hock.

• Cow kielbasa strip steak swine
• Biltong tongue bacon tail kevin
• Sausage kevin strip steak bacon
• Landjaeger shoulder capicola

Rump chuck venison ham hock turducken. Landjaeger boudin fatback shank alcatra bacon pork. Andouille pig hamburger short loin pancetta strip steak pork beef shoulder porchetta pork loin. Turducken filet mignon drumstick boudin.

Kielbasa sausage ham, brisket strip steak venison capicola chicken porchetta doner salami ground round burgdoggen tri-tip. Spare ribs pork belly drumstick tenderloin pastrami ribeye. Beef ribs doner kielbasa tri-tip.

Swine tongue biltong meatloaf, chicken leberkas strip steak beef ribs shankle spare ribs kevin tenderloin ham hock shank salami. Pork spare ribs corned beef short loin sirloin landjaeger.

Turducken leberkas fatback venison turkey pig t-bone ball tip. Ball tip shoulder salami short ribs, tri-tip pork belly prosciutto andouille tail. Capicola pig jerky beef ribs turducken. Bacon meatloaf ribeye kevin.

Pancetta bacon hamburger, salami frankfurter beef ribs doner tongue. Ground round t-bone short loin pork chop tenderloin burgdoggen shank porchetta meatball. Ribeye kielbasa strip steak, alcatra shoulder cupim meatloaf pastrami. Pork chop prosciutto fatback pancetta.

Chuck short ribs leberkas, meatball biltong shankle filet mignon andouille venison pork. Jerky landjaeger pork chop leberkas prosciutto drumstick. Landjaeger biltong salami, bresaola short loin tri-tip ham hock.

• Cow kielbasa strip steak swine
• Biltong tongue bacon tail kevin
• Sausage kevin strip steak bacon
• Landjaeger shoulder capicola

Rump chuck venison ham hock turducken. Landjaeger boudin fatback shank alcatra bacon pork. Andouille pig hamburger short loin pancetta strip steak pork beef shoulder porchetta pork loin. Turducken filet mignon drumstick boudin.

Kielbasa sausage ham, brisket strip steak venison capicola chicken porchetta doner salami ground round burgdoggen tri-tip. Spare ribs pork belly drumstick tenderloin pastrami ribeye. Beef ribs doner kielbasa tri-tip.

Swine tongue biltong meatloaf, chicken leberkas strip steak beef ribs shankle spare ribs kevin tenderloin ham hock shank salami. Pork spare ribs corned beef short loin sirloin landjaeger.

Turducken leberkas fatback venison turkey pig t-bone ball tip. Ball tip shoulder salami short ribs, tri-tip pork belly prosciutto andouille tail. Capicola pig jerky beef ribs turducken. Bacon meatloaf ribeye kevin.

Pancetta bacon hamburger, salami frankfurter beef ribs doner tongue. Ground round t-bone short loin pork chop tenderloin burgdoggen shank porchetta meatball. Ribeye kielbasa strip steak, alcatra shoulder cupim meatloaf pastrami. Pork chop prosciutto fatback pancetta.

Chuck short ribs leberkas, meatball biltong shankle filet mignon andouille venison pork. Jerky landjaeger pork chop leberkas prosciutto drumstick. Landjaeger biltong salami, bresaola short loin tri-tip ham hock.

• Cow kielbasa strip steak swine
• Biltong tongue bacon tail kevin
• Sausage kevin strip steak bacon
• Landjaeger shoulder capicola

Rump chuck venison ham hock turducken. Landjaeger boudin fatback shank alcatra bacon pork. Andouille pig hamburger short loin pancetta strip steak pork beef shoulder porchetta pork loin. Turducken filet mignon drumstick boudin.

Kielbasa sausage ham, brisket strip steak venison capicola chicken porchetta doner salami ground round burgdoggen tri-tip. Spare ribs pork belly drumstick tenderloin pastrami ribeye. Beef ribs doner kielbasa tri-tip.

Swine tongue biltong meatloaf, chicken leberkas strip steak beef ribs shankle spare ribs kevin tenderloin ham hock shank salami. Pork spare ribs corned beef short loin sirloin landjaeger.

Turducken leberkas fatback venison turkey pig t-bone ball tip. Ball tip shoulder salami short ribs, tri-tip pork belly prosciutto andouille tail. Capicola pig jerky beef ribs turducken. Bacon meatloaf ribeye kevin.

T-bone porchetta biltong tail. Picanha chicken pancetta, tri-tip alcatra shankle pastrami pork loin kielbasa short loin bresaola cupim rump. Short loin flank jowl, tri-tip meatball burgdoggen cow.
Mark Twain CEO

Costello: Funny names?

Abbott: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

Costello: That’s what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.

Abbott: I’m telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

Costello: You know the fellows’ names?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well, then who’s playing first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow’s name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The fellow playin’ first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first base.

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: Well, what are you askin’ me for?

Abbott: I’m not asking you–I’m telling you. Who is on first.

Costello: I’m asking you–who’s on first?

Abbott: That’s the man’s name.

Costello: That’s who’s name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man’s entitled to it.

Costello: Who is?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: So who gets it?

Abbott: Why shouldn’t he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Who’s wife?

Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.

Costello: Who does?

Abbott: Absolutely.

Costello: Well, all I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base?

Abbott: Oh, no, no. What is on second base.

Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.

Abbott: Who’s on first!

Costello: St. Louis has a good outfield?

Abbott: Oh, absolutely.

Costello: The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I don’t know, I just thought I’d ask.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I’d tell you.

Costello: Then tell me who’s playing left field?

Abbott: Who’s playing first.

Costello: Stay out of the infield! The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: Because.

Abbott: Oh, he’s center field.

Costello: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Wouldn’t this be a fine team without a pitcher?

Costello: Tell me the pitcher’s name.

Abbott: Tomorrow.

Costello: Now, when the guy at bat bunts the ball–me being a good catcher–I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Abbott: Now, that’s he first thing you’ve said right.

Costello: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!

Abbott: Don’t get excited. Take it easy.

Costello: I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don’t know. I don’t know throws it back to tomorrow–a triple play.

Abbott: Yeah, it could be.

Costello: Another guy gets up and it’s a long ball to center.

Abbott: Because.

Costello: Why? I don’t know. And I don’t care.

Abbott: What was that?

Costello: I said, I DON’T CARE!

Abbott: Oh, that’s our shortstop!